After you die...
After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.
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Amusing. Possibly true. Certainly true in an alternate universe. Namely, the one I show up in once I die here. But not true here. So there. Quiz, you're now officially a paradox.
I got yelled at again at work today. Hooray, angry customers!
Also, overtime is fun. Especially when you're parttime and your overtime isn't really overtime. Then, it's really fun. Hooray longer hours at the normal pay rate. *grumbles*
Also, I swear I heard Hot Coworker of Questionable Sexuality mention a girlfriend at work today. Stunning. Amazing. I'm not sure if I believe him. Oh well. So much for that! Neeeexxt! *smirks*