Oh bah. Alright. I've been sitting here for the last 40 minutes fighting with code in an attempt to get a shockwave video embedded here. No such luck.
I'm going to assume that either A.) I'm an idiot, or B.) LJ won't embed.
Let's act like it's B, but assume it's A. *sigh*
In lieu of that...
You know what they say about turnabout...
Celebdur is being stalked on Livejournal!
|pushmearound is stalking Celebdur
|pushmearound’s REAL name :
|pushmearound’s REAL DOB :
||25th March 1984
|Height :186 cm
||Weight : 65.7 kg
|pushmearound has dreamt about you :
|pushmearound became interested in you :
||10th December 2004
|pushmearound’s latest dream about you
| You are stranded with pushmearound on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.
|This is how pushmearound describes your relationship behind your back
| ‘Celebdur phoned the police on me again last night. I’m going to go around tonight and finish him off with my hunting knife.’
|pushmearound’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
| pushmearound enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of Celebdur’s stolen socks.
|They’ve even started modifying their body for you
| In the past year pushmearound has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
|They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
|I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we?
|No. calls to the police :
|Your Last Call to The Police
| "I’ve had enough of this. You know pushmearound, that crazed internet stalker you’ve been after for the last 6 months, well they’ve been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house."
|pushmearound’s Police File
|pushmearound seems to have changed their ways in the past couple of years. Our only complaints are that he refuses to wash. You should have smelt their fucking cell after they were released. One of our wardens nearly died of shock.
|Testimonies about pushmearound
|xgregart - Stoner of the crows
| ‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. Celebdur should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’
|vitaminacetone - Marathon Munt
| ‘Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should’ve known. Something tells me that pushmearound is going to die pretty shortly.’
|b12×12 - Pig-hustler
| ‘I would not piss on pushmearound if they were on fire.’
I have a new friend.
He sleeps under black sky at water's edge, and although I am sure he has a name, I do not know it.
He is timid and brave, meek and bold. Hopeful, yet wary. Contemplative, but rash.
He reminds me of me, and of all those around me, and of those around them. And it is for this reason that I am fond of him.
Though we do not speak the same language, we understand. We Know.
My New Friend stands perhaps eight or nine inches tall, and lives in a tree by a lake. And yet, with him I already share a kinship deeper than the Great Seas.
Sir Squirrel, whatever your name be, and wherever your nest may lay this night... Enjoy the peanuts.
Too funny. Stolen off of drummerville.
Also, fitting. *spams you all with comments*
|The University of Blogging|
After you die...
After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Amusing. Possibly true. Certainly true in an alternate universe. Namely, the one I show up in once I die here. But not true here. So there. Quiz, you're now officially a paradox.
I got yelled at again at work today. Hooray, angry customers!
Also, overtime is fun. Especially when you're parttime and your overtime isn't really overtime. Then, it's really
fun. Hooray longer hours at the normal pay rate. *grumbles*
Also, I swear I heard Hot Coworker of Questionable Sexuality mention a girlfriend at work today. Stunning. Amazing. I'm not sure if I believe him. Oh well. So much for that! Neeeexxt! *smirks*
Ganked from jhonathand, with many thanks.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and
divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage
would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never
adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the
service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
Be Ye Warned: There's a slew of these forthcoming from elenbarathi that I've just been too busy to repost, but I'm too tired to post them now. So har. :P
Stefan's gone and gotten his brain back, and remembers the other part of his earlier post. *nod*
I start work tomorrow. At 4.
Nervous and excited, all at once. :D
I think it'll actually be fun. And it pays. Double :D
Also, Stefan has a cold, and is thus on cold meds. So premptive apologies if I cease to be coherrent.
First off, the tattoo.
( Pictures! Dialup beware!Collapse )
|Subject:||TrustFlow results for celebdur|
I tried out TrustFlow II for LiveJournal. The following people not on the friends list for celebdur are close by:
( More results below the cut...Collapse )
- hostile_chaos (50 - 100)
- feminazi__, lawfully, kateweb, mylament, aylapolgara (100 - 150)
- darkstar00, lgross, xoopmagick, mikelswank, frogger_the_mad, artflick, wishimight, lsbe, lucifur79, diarrehaworship, lamentofday, skylark777, sphinx69, bigpoppa4u69, mustang_gt, sailorneptune (150 - 200)
Created by ciphergoth; hosted by LShift.
TrustFlow II: Who is closest to your friends
Well that's silly. I now know that I don't know all the people I almost don't not know.
Nerdworship may now commence.
I'm back. Had a splendid weekend in Oregon. Saw Thank You For Smoking with damienax. Splendid times, all around.
More later, I suppose.
So painfully bored. Damn you, pbmdrummer, getting transfered back to the day shift and snarking off to bed with my nightly entertainment... *shakes fist*
My vengeance follows. ( In here.Collapse )
( Let the memedoom commence!Collapse )
My god. I am so drunk right now. I haven't managed to get myself this drunk in years. Since high school. :U
Too bad no one's around to take advantage of me.. X'D
Ironic that I get this flippin blasted the day after St. Paddy's... -.-
Yes, I'm pimping my own LJ...
First 25 people who comment get a gmail invite. :B