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Oh bah. Alright. I've been sitting here for the last 40 minutes fighting with code in an attempt to get a shockwave video embedded here. No such luck.

I'm going to assume that either A.) I'm an idiot, or B.) LJ won't embed.

Let's act like it's B, but assume it's A. *sigh*

In lieu of that...

Date:	2006-05-09 22:55
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

You know what they say about turnabout...

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Celebdur is being stalked on Livejournal! pushmearound is stalking Celebdur pushmearound’s REAL name : Apple Stroud pushmearound’s REAL DOB : 25th March 1984 Height :186 cm Weight : 65.7 kg pushmearound has dreamt about you : 19 times pushmearound became interested in you : 10th December 2004 pushmearound’s latest dream about you You are stranded with pushmearound on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes. This is how pushmearound describes your relationship behind your back ‘Celebdur phoned the police on me again last night. I’m going to go around tonight and finish him off with my hunting knife.’ pushmearound’s been stealing stuff from your house too. pushmearound enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of Celebdur’s stolen socks. They’ve even started modifying their body for you In the past year pushmearound has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we? The Police No. calls to the police : 12 times Your Last Call to The Police "I’ve had enough of this. You know pushmearound, that crazed internet stalker you’ve been after for the last 6 months, well they’ve been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house." pushmearound’s Police File pushmearound seems to have changed their ways in the past couple of years. Our only complaints are that he refuses to wash. You should have smelt their fucking cell after they were released. One of our wardens nearly died of shock. Testimonies about pushmearound xgregart - Stoner of the crows ‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. Celebdur should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’ vitaminacetone - Marathon Munt ‘Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should’ve known. Something tells me that pushmearound is going to die pretty shortly.’ b12×12 - Pig-hustler ‘I would not piss on pushmearound if they were on fire.’

Date:	2006-05-03 01:15
Subject:	Enjoy the Peanuts...
Security:	Public
Mood:	happy

I have a new friend.

He sleeps under black sky at water's edge, and although I am sure he has a name, I do not know it.

He is timid and brave, meek and bold. Hopeful, yet wary. Contemplative, but rash.

He reminds me of me, and of all those around me, and of those around them. And it is for this reason that I am fond of him.

Though we do not speak the same language, we understand. We Know.

My New Friend stands perhaps eight or nine inches tall, and lives in a tree by a lake. And yet, with him I already share a kinship deeper than the Great Seas.

Sir Squirrel, whatever your name be, and wherever your nest may lay this night... Enjoy the peanuts.

Date:	2006-04-27 22:12
Subject:	Use the extension tube by inserting it firmly into the opening of the sprayer.
Security:	Public
Mood:	contemplative
Music:	Addicted to Love -Robert Palmer

Too funny. Stolen off of drummerville.

Also, fitting. *spams you all with comments*

The University of Blogging Presents to Celebdur An Honorary Bachelor of Comment Spam Majoring in Psychotic Ranting Signed Dr. GoQuiz.com ®

( Okay, here's what to do: )

After you die... Parallel Universe After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Ganked from jhonathand, with many thanks.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and
divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage
would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more
children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to
raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never
adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the
service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.

Be Ye Warned: There's a slew of these forthcoming from elenbarathi that I've just been too busy to repost, but I'm too tired to post them now. So har. :P

Date:	2006-04-19 00:21
Subject:	Haaaaaar
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

Your LiveJournal Destiny LiveJournal Username What is your favorite fruit? BananasApplesPineapplesGrapesOrangesPie Can you taste the rainbow? Yes, and it's deliciousNoWhat is this rainbow of which you speak? What RPG class would you be? FighterHealerMageNinjaSummonerKnightDragon RiderDancer Mm... Donuts... Where are these donuts of which you speak?Mm... hippo...Mm... fifty-dollar pretzel...Mm... Simpson's reference... Su mama. ¡Coma los neumáticos!Um... Gracias?Pienso no.¡No, su mama! Which is the scariest? ZombiesVampiresFashion emergenciesBad fanfictionInsectsBagelsSu mama. How many hours a day do you spend online on average? 1-23-67-1010-24What is this internet of which you speak? Do you fear the random? Yes.Mm... Random...Su mama.Pie!Ninjas!No. You scare me. Your future job: IRS Agent This person will be your assistant in your job: vitaminacetone You will make this much money: $1,702 Suddenly, a rip in the space-time continuum opens and out pops: diasterin Unless you help them, the world will explode in this much time: 11 To save the world, you need to: Teach the villain how to love The evil villain who tries to stop you is: gothic_diamond The chance you succeed is: 4% This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

Up to the minute Sport News at NewsDump

Date:	2006-04-18 18:57
Subject:	Push trigger to remove any excess liquid.
Security:	Public
Mood:	high
Music:	Risingston -Massive Attack

Stefan's gone and gotten his brain back, and remembers the other part of his earlier post. *nod*

I start work tomorrow. At 4.

Nervous and excited, all at once. :D
I think it'll actually be fun. And it pays. Double :D

Also, Stefan has a cold, and is thus on cold meds. So premptive apologies if I cease to be coherrent.

First off, the tattoo.

( Pictures! Dialup beware! )

Date:	2006-04-07 16:00
Subject:	TrustFlow results for celebdur
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

I tried out TrustFlow II for LiveJournal. The following people not on the friends list for celebdur are close by:

• hostile_chaos (50 - 100)
• feminazi__, lawfully, kateweb, mylament, aylapolgara (100 - 150)
• darkstar00, lgross, xoopmagick, mikelswank, frogger_the_mad, artflick, wishimight, lsbe, lucifur79, diarrehaworship, lamentofday, skylark777, sphinx69, bigpoppa4u69, mustang_gt, inkiemouse (150 - 200)

Created by ciphergoth; hosted by LShift.

TrustFlow II: Who is closest to your friends list?

Date:	2006-04-05 02:29
Subject:	DO NOT shake before or during use.
Security:	Public
Mood:	nerdy

Damn straight.

Nerdworship may now commence.

Date:	2006-04-05 02:12
Subject:	Always use in upright position...
Security:	Public
Mood:	listless

( Hidden, for viewer safety. )

Date:	2006-04-05 02:03
Subject:	Bottled at the source!
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired

( Click! )

Date:	2006-04-03 21:04
Subject:	HAARRRRRRRRRR
Security:	Public
Mood:	exhausted
Music:	TV in the background

I'm back. Had a splendid weekend in Oregon. Saw Thank You For Smoking with damienax. Splendid times, all around.

More later, I suppose.

Date:	2006-03-29 00:47
Subject:	Ungh
Security:	Public
Mood:	melancholy
Music:	Such Great Heights -The Postal Service

So painfully bored. Damn you, pbmdrummer, getting transfered back to the day shift and snarking off to bed with my nightly entertainment... *shakes fist*

My vengeance follows. ( In here. )

Date:	2006-03-27 21:32
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

The Rules:
1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments to the entry and asks.



Taken a picture naked? Yes
Made out with a member of the same sex? No, I'm just gay-by-proxy. Of course I have...
Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
Told a lie? Yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
Been in a fist fight? Yes, and I kicked total ass, too.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
Been arrested? Almost, but no. Not yet.
Left your house without telling your parents? Yes
Ditched school to do something more fun? Yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? See the answer to #2... *grumbles about biased quizes*
Seen someone die? Yes
Kissed a picture? Yes
Slept in until 3? Yes
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
Played dress up? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Felt an earthquake? Yes
Touched a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced? Ermm.. No.
Been lost? Yes
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? Yes. *cough*
Ever gone to school partially naked? Define parially naked.
Sat on a roof top? Yes
Played chicken? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No. Let's keep it that way.
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? EDIT: By order of correction by pushmearound, yes.
Broken a bone? Yes. Several.
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
Forgotten someone's name? Yes
Slept naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made a parent cry? Yes
Cried over someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No. Not yet, anyways.
Had/Have a dog? No
Been in a band? Yes
Drank 25 sodas in a day? Sodas? No.
Shot a gun? Yes

Gankified from pushmearound.

Soy Chai?

Check.

Vegan muffin?

Check.

( Let the memedoom commence! )

My god. I am so drunk right now. I haven't managed to get myself this drunk in years. Since high school. :U

Too bad no one's around to take advantage of me.. X'D

Ironic that I get this flippin blasted the day after St. Paddy's... -.-

Date:	2006-03-16 00:20
Subject:	Tired of all 500 of these things sitting around...
Security:	Public
Mood:	pimpish

Yes, I'm pimping my own LJ...

First 25 people who comment get a gmail invite. :B